This just in: We are not dead. We repeat, The Prince of All Cosmos is NOT DEAD!

We simply have the pox of chickens! Oh, and We did not eat in two days, and We were in the snow, and We have no home, and We had a fever, and We were scared, AND OUR MONKEY BARS HAVE BEEN EXPLODED, but We are not dead.

... We need help... please? We do not feel very well at all. It hurts Us everywhere..

Actually, We are just a little bit sleepy.. We will be napping while We wait. Maybe all We need is a nap after all.
Please wake Us up if you see Us. We probably should not be sleeping here, but We are the Prince of All Cosmos and will indulge just for now. Yes... ( Read more... )